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Is the "war on terrorism" just another "read my lips" thing? He said it! I heard him say it! And, there is no way anyone is gonna pull a "doublethink" and make me believe he didn't. At every sound-bite he could grab in the aftermath of the attacks by Saudi terrorists of September 11, 2001, George Bush dramatically overstated in his best pseudo-macho psychobabble that he was going to sweep across the globe like an avenging angel, yada, yada, yada, wiping out anyone and everyone who committed, financed and/or supported terrorist acts, yada, yada, yada, and that there was nowhere on the face of the earth anyone so disposed could hide from his politically motivated histrionics - or something to that effect. Yo, George, open your (expletive deleted) eyes! They're not hiding! Turn on the television! The day doesn't go by that there isn't some sort of public demonstration by terrorist supporters somewhere-or-other in the Middle East. They're prancing about in front of television cameras all over Islam with pictures of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden, flipping the Islamic "bird" at the American eagle. Good gawd, man! If you were any denser they'd be carrying your picture in tribute. Moreover, even though, as an agent of the "Al Saud Oil Cartel" (Saudi Arabia), you support the ongoing campaign of terrorist atrocities against Israel, you can't ignore the fact that Palestine is swarming with people parading around with pictures of Osama bin Laden, chanting anti-American slogans, and burning American flags! This wasn't another of the Bush family's infamous "read my lips" scams, was it? You weren't lying when you vowed to put a serious hurt on anyone who even thinks about supporting terrorism, were you? Let me give you a little clue - CLUSTER BOMBS! They are ideal for large outdoor gatherings like demonstrations, protest marches, etc. Just keep a couple squadrons of F-15s orbiting, and every time CNN marks a target for you - SERVICE IT! (I'm told napalm works quite well, also.) If you'd
get your snout out of the Saudi trough long enough to do your job, we
could sweep these Islamic malcontents under history's rug and be back
to normal in no time - the police state created by the "Big Brother
Act" (Patriot Act) and "Homeland Gestapo" (Department of
Homeland Security) gone, and our rights and privacy restored. |